Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (February 19, 2021)

  • Font - Dear James, I thought it was so sweet that on Valentine's Day you found out where I lived and dressed your housemate as a delivery guy who brought flowers to my door and sang "You're Just Too Good To Be True". He didn't have the best voice, but I give it a 10/10 for effort! Amy TO THE GUYS I'VE Knda DATED
  • Font - Theo, The way back into my heart is not by leaving me a voicemail, sobbing uncontrollably while playing a Hannah Montana song. The icing on the cake was when the machine cut off and you called back to record the rest of the song. Hope your Valentine's day is better this year. TO THE GUYS Holly I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - David, We weren't even dating. We weren't even almost dating. We were friends. And then you told me you felt awkward because you knew I "wanted more." НАНАНАНА, TO THE GUYS Dulce I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Ben, Thanks for wasting my time by dragging out our 6 hour date just to come back to my place and tell me you already decided you didn't like me because of how I ate chicken wings. From, TO THE GUYS Kelly I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Jason, We dated for 4 months before you told me you didn't see a future with me because I didn't like camping. Ok.. Laura TO THE GUYS I'VE Kada DATED
  • Font - Nate, We were getting hot and heavy when I slammed my head against the edge of your headboard. We thought it was sweat pouring down my face until we realized it was actually blood. Thanks for taking me to the hospital and then buying me Chick-Fil-A! Love, Tasha TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Jared, I want to say I'm not salty about you saying that you don't like girls with tattoos, but you've known for months that I have some and have asked me on multiple dates prior to saying that. What gives? то THE Holli GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - David, Our date was going fairly well, until I found out that you have pictures of ALL your exes TOGETHER on your bedroom wall. Yours, Anne TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Christopher, We got into a car accident on our way to the dinner where you proposed. Should have known it wasn't going to work out. All the best! то THE GUYS Olivia I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Joe, Here you are watching my Instagram stories, but you don't follow me. If you miss me just say it! Amy то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED

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